Most dudes pride themselves on their ability to expel various bodily gases almost on a whim. Who hasn’t had a dad that did the whole “pull my finger” routine? Or how about burping out the entire alphabet?
Well, after WLS, be prepared for this to go to a whole new level.
You will experience an increase in all sorts of bodily noises that will seem to hit you at unexpected… and likely the most inopportune times… burps, farts, gurgling noises, and the like will become close friends of yours.
Best advice I have right now… if you don’t have one, get a dog so you can at least try to blame some of it on him.
wow… just trying to get logged in here on these wordpress sites is enough to give me gas… have you guys considered NOT making it user only commenting?
anyway, last night I dont’ know what it was that happened, but this really hit me full force. The girls finally left the room because they couldn’t stop laughing. I couldn’t even turn the TV up loud enough to drown it out.
I see flatulence as a great opportunity for fart humor and potty jokes. :D
I’ve had open commenting on other sites and it gets tough to control the spam… but maybe I’ll try it out for a bit.
And I would *never* stoop to potty jokes.
Really.