Most dudes pride themselves on their ability to expel various bodily gases almost on a whim. Who hasn’t had a dad that did the whole “pull my finger” routine? Or how about burping out the entire alphabet?

Well, after WLS, be prepared for this to go to a whole new level.

You will experience an increase in all sorts of bodily noises that will seem to hit you at unexpected… and likely the most inopportune times… burps, farts, gurgling noises, and the like will become close friends of yours.

Best advice I have right now… if you don’t have one, get a dog so you can at least try to blame some of it on him.